la pomme es rouge

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

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kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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"It’s fascinating how much of our sense of attractiveness and feminine identity is bound up in our hair,’ Natalie told Glamour. ‘But in the Mockingjay novel, Cressida is described as having a shaved head with a vine tattoo, and I wanted to do right by the book.”

(Source: daenerysstormbon, via ilanahowell7)

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missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

(via i-suck-dick)

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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partner:you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me:okay
me:write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner:oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me:no
partner:but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me:no
partner:so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me:an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
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tyulipan:

drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’

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clestroying:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money

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